I was perusing eBay earlier whilst killing some time. My plan was to pick up a couple of small Transformers, since my nephew, all of twenty months old, loved playing with my cuddly plush of Bumblebee, which even transforms into a Volkswagen Beetle.

Slumblebee

He enjoyed playing with his new buddy so much that I went as far as getting some friends down, this time my keyrings of Windcharger and Brawn.

Minibots Re-Released As Keyrings

So far, so good, since I’ve found a bulk lot of minibots going for a pound, so I’ll be sure to keep my eyes open there.

I used the broad search term decepticon and quickly descended on the most unusual gift, though one that is perfect for someone who meets my characteristics of being in a settled relationship that could get a little bit more serious over the next few years …

How amazing a find was this?!

It’s a silver ring, the sort a man would wear as an engagement or wedding ring, bearing the Decepticon logo where the jewel would be. Perfect!

And what’s more … it costs £0.99 plus £2.99 postage.

As if that weren’t amazing enough it comes in only one size, listed as T. Not only is that my initial, it’s also the ring size for my wedding finger, as I discovered the other day. If that’s not an omen, I don’t know what is.

It turns out that there’s another style available too.

There’s no size indicated, but I don’t think it would hurt to have another. If it’s not perfect for that finger, it would fit on another or my thumb, so it’s hardly a gamble. I could look like a Transformers version of darts supremo Bobby George

Bobby George

So there you have it. The perfect Transformers toys for him. But what of her?

As it happens, I just so happen to have found the perfect thing to please the lady in your life.

Dildotron~!

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